gooby pls

Perfect song to COMPLETELY RUIN THE NICE MELLOW MIX YOU HAD...

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 22:52:56 +0100

Perfect song to COMPLETELY RUIN THE NICE MELLOW MIX YOU HAD WHILE YOU LISTENED TO YOUR IPOD BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP. I HATE EVERYONE.

Tales from the land of Wonder (Sharks and Nascar).

Wed, 22 Aug 2012 06:13:00 +0100

A few years ago, about 4 maybe, I was in Daytona Beach with le Mam et le Dad. Before I go into more detail, this particular area of Daytona Beach where I stayed was fucking bollocks. It smelled. Wasn’t there long. ‘Course, it sounded the dog’s balls when my Dad booked the place. 4* Hilton Hotel that sat right on the beach. Then I remembered “Shiiieeeeet, I’m with my parents.. and I’m, like, 12.. This is fucking boring”, and I just whined and complained about the weather, being the typical Irish Paddy that I am because I had fuck all else to do. The most interesting thing that I witnessed while in the seaside city, took place on the very first night I stayed there. While on holidays, my parents like to go out to eat. But like I said, this part of Daytona Beach was bollocks. So we went to Burger King. Yum. Inside this Burger King, sat a poor misfortunate homeless man. Upon further inspection of said homeless man, I noticed something you wouldn’t see with most people who are forced to live on the streets. He was talking on what looked to be a fairly thin smart phone. I ate whatever shit I got in Burger King, all while this homeless man had a full fledged conversation on his top of the range mobile phone. Eventually, after my mother had decided she wanted to move again, we were going to make our way back to the hotel. As we made our way out, I got a better look at the chap’s phone. Turned out to be a bar of chocolate. My initial thought was “Poor guy, he’s so lonely. He’s losing his mind.” Then I thought “Hey, this fella is well-off for a homeless man, he’s got a chocolate bar AND he’s eating at burger king.” Then I finally realised the real tragedy behind this man’s story. He gave a flawless performance while talking to that chocolate bar. He had everyone in that Burger King fooled. “Why the fuck isn’t this guy in movies?!” Maybe he was. I don’t think I’ll ever know. I hope he enjoyed his chocolate. Hope the poor guy has managed to make something of himself. Wasted talent. Shame. Still didn’t like Daytona beach. My phone’s a cunt.

idfuckjackpotter: SWAG.

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 23:04:35 +0100

idfuckjackpotter:

SWAG.

Fuck you, my dog is Batman.

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 01:35:00 +0100

Fuck you, my dog is Batman.

So Breaking Bad has started again. HOLYFUCKINGSHITOHMYGODBITCHASSCUNTMOTHERFUCKERTITSJKWFIKHBAQFKHGRJAB.

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 01:20:07 +0100

So Breaking Bad has started again. HOLYFUCKINGSHITOHMYGODBITCHASSCUNTMOTHERFUCKERTITSJKWFIKHBAQFKHGRJAB.

The similarities between liquid bowel movements and 28 Days Later.

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 05:40:23 +0100

So I actually worked sorta hard on a blog entry! It's about how I went from sucking at English to sucking less at English! Check it out, if you'd be so kind.

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 06:19:11 +0100

So I actually worked sorta hard on a blog entry! It's about how I went from sucking at English to sucking less at English! Check it out, if you'd be so kind.

Reddit comments hurt.

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 04:10:43 +0100

Reddit comments hurt.

Blog people on tumblr n' shit, help me. I'm a terrible human being/blogger.

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 06:17:00 +0100

Blog people on tumblr n' shit, help me. I'm a terrible human being/blogger.

Just helping out the guy. A re-post from reddit. But he did say...

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 06:14:13 +0100

Just helping out the guy. A re-post from reddit. But he did say to share this around… AND SHARE I WILL!

#Bloggin'.

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 02:26:18 +0100

So I posted some shit about that blog I started writing on this. I got 31 views on my last one and I feel like the most accomplished human being on the face of the earth. I’d like to extend my most sincere gratitude to anyone who has read my blog via a link from this site. MEANS A FUCK TONNE, MAN. SOUND.

Sexy eyes.

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 00:04:44 +0100

Sexy eyes.

So, who likes The Misfits?

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 00:01:49 +0100

So, who likes The Misfits?

Okay, so I have a shitty blog. Make me happy and look at it. Please...

Wed, 04 Jul 2012 04:34:02 +0100

Okay, so I have a shitty blog. Make me happy and look at it. Please...

Little bastard.

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:22:54 +0100

Little bastard.

I seem to be very into this shit at the moment. THE CARS! FUCK...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:50:12 +0100

I seem to be very into this shit at the moment. THE CARS! FUCK YEAH!

Yep.. y’know just.. hangin’ out.

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:44:00 +0100

Yep.. y’know just.. hangin’ out.

follow-haha-funny-lol: If you’re Jesus and you know it clap...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:02:19 +0100

follow-haha-funny-lol:

If you’re Jesus and you know it clap your hands.

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YES.

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 21:55:11 +0100

YES.

FOXY

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:01:04 +0100

FOXY